Susan Boyle Porn Star?

Susan Boyle has become part of the collective consciousness. Since her appearance on Britains Got Talent peforming ‘I Dreamed A Dream’ she has captured a nations hearts. Her ’unfashionable’ appearance was undoubtedly part of her appeal as she took the judges by surprise with her knock out voice. Thanks to YouTube her fame has spread on an international basis and the clip of her singing the Les Miserables song was seen by an amazing 47m people in less than a week.

Now Susan Boyle who told Ant and Dec that she had never been kissed has been offered the opportunity to become a  porn star through US company Kick Ass Productions. Mark Kulkis, Kick Ass president states that ”The logical extension is that she’s still a virgin.We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. Thats a very personal, intimate moment in a woman’s life.Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special”.

We like this guys sense of humour and the add on that Susan could have her choice of porn star co- stars, though Kulkis thinks Ron Jeremy would be the ‘perfect match’. Heavens above the images it conjures up.  Top marks to Kick Ass Pictures for the blatant opportunism and a good laugh in the process!